There's a show on Food Network that just absolutely drives me up the wall. The show is "Cooking for Real with Sunny Anderson." It's another one of their daytime mediocrities cut from the same vapid cloth as Rachel Ray and Sandra Lee, except this time the producers annoyingly decided to incorporate some hip lingo into the title ( Read more... )

...for males aspiring to have a career in dance:

Do not, under any circumstances, compare yourself (even indirectly) to, or try to dance the personal choreography of, Baryshnikov, James Brown, Fred Astaire, Nijinsky, or Michael Jackson. You will both fail and look like an asshat.